Singer/Piano

The Life of Being a Wilson

 

Name

Donald J. Wilson but known as D.J.

Date of Birth

May 21, 1983

I work at

Robert Morris University

Favorite Place

A Tight Ass

I like to eat lots of

Pie . . . You know what I am talking about

School

Robert Morris University

Best sexual experience

Gee . . . I would have to say in the closet with Danielle. All you need is a plastic bag (therefore you save the earth two ways). And then her Grandpa came in the room. I guess he could smell the sex in the air. And then the curtain to the closet opened and there stood grandpa in a leotard with a whip in his right hand and handcuffs in the other. And he said, "Move over sugar. Let papa have him for a while." That was the best sex ever when I got head without teeth.

Favorite color

Ass hair black

My advice to the world

Don't get raped in the ass without lubricate.

My philosophy on life

Butt sex is wild 'cause it causes no child!

"I said twisting your arm to Wilson!"

 

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