Bass

 

Hey Hey . . .

 

Name

Jordan W. Fulton

Date of Birth

July 21,1983

I work at

YMCA at Sewickley

Favorite Place

In my pool

I like to eat lots of

Skittles

School

Waynesburg College

Best sexual experience

When 5 hot females took it upon themselves to hold me under an ice cream machine and feed me nothing but twisted ice cream while jacking me off. I still don't know if they mixed the ice cream with something else?!?!?

Favorite color

Blue (Like the song goes . . .)

My advice to the world

Stay away from Bill!

My philosophy on life

My parents are assholes.

 

I am not gay, hear me cry!