Name
John E. Wozniak, Jr. known as
Wo
Date of Birth
July 8, 1983
I work at
Heinz Field as Beer
Man
Favorite Place
Inside a pussy, No doubt.
Even though I can't get it
I like to eat lots
of
Swedish Fish
School
Going to the Air Force
Best sexual
experience
This one time, at
Pollock Camp, I had a threesome with twin Japanese
chicks named Fook Mi and Fook Yu. It was the best
pussy but it was off to the side a little!
Favorite color
The color of the
superior race . . . White!
My advice to the
world
If you love your women, set
her free . . . if she doesn't come back, she is
probably with me.
My philosophy on
life
You can't suck it, Fuck
it!
Fuck you and the horse you rode in
on!
